Pastors New Dentures

The minister just had all of his remaining teeth

pulled and new dentures  were being made.

The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.

The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.

But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation,

he responded this way: 

'The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.

The second Sunday,   my new dentures were hurting

me a lot.

The third Sunday, I accidentally  grabbed my wife's 

dentures... And I couldn't shut up.