Only in america...

By: Topher718 Mood: happy Date: 07/24/2007 17:05:25 Music: Kiss from a rose - Seal

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your housefaster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parkingplaces in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sickwalk all the way to the back of the store to get theirprescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at thefront.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors wide openand then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worththousands of dollars in the driveway, and put our useless junk inthe garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machinesto screen calls and then have call waiting so we won'tmiss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in thefirst place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packagesof ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATMmachines with Braille.

10. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics'to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latinmeaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.