Someone pray for the little children.

 You know what i'm talking about.

The potato children, starving in Africa and other third-world countries that Americans don't care about because they're too busy being selfish.

While the potato children are starving and unwillingly farming bacteria of all kinds of weird names in their bloated little potato bellies. That's why their arms are so skinny. It's the bacteria.

 I'm serious. I only call them "potato" children so you arrogant people will remember their suffering. While you eat your tasty fast food, just thing of all the bacteria and parisites being formed in the bellies of children who don't have fast food.

Pray for the children, please? If that's too easy, then pray for the selfish Americans who scoff at massive bacteria growth in little bellies. And hopefully, we can give them rice. Or something equally nutritious, of less monitary value.